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I'm watching the TV and on comes a Ford ad. Here we go, you beauty, another dose of Ngaire-Dawn Fair.

Then the reality...flat shoes, old lady skirt around her knees, Penny Wongs' damn haircut. All she needs now is a dirty big growth on her head and she'd be Emma Alborici. At least I won't have to go to Recon this week, can't have any impure thoughts about Ngaire any more.
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Quote=Nutty "Shattered Dreams".
You did have me concerned Nutty.

I did need to Psych-Myself Up.
I do-indeed feel-much for You.

This Crying-Wolf-Caper of Yours:-
Our Camp Fire surely is beckoning.
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I watch Ford ads to appreciate the amazing technology and great deals on hand.

But honestly, boob jobs are cheap these days FFS!

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Fords advertising agency did some market research and discovered that the ads weren't reaching their target audience.
All the lecherous old bastards who can afford to buy their products were too busy perving to take any notice of what was being advertised.
In addition she insisted on referring to "trucks" when they're commonly called "utes" in this country
For this combination of factors they decided to Frump her down a bit.
At least she's easier to understand now that they've stopped her singing from the back of her nose like so many young sheilas do these days.

The Trivago girl is much better too.
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I'm watching the TV and on comes a Ford ad. Here we go, you beauty, another dose of Ngaire-Dawn Fair.

Then the reality...flat shoes, old lady skirt around her knees, Penny Wongs' damn haircut. All she needs now is a dirty big growth on her head and she'd be Emma Alborici. At least I won't have to go to Recon this week, can't have any impure thoughts about Ngaire any more.
Still think she is a stuck up smug bitch as per me other post on her!!
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