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Ferrari"s Formula 1 team manager decided to employ some Bellambi teenagers as their pit crew ..

This was because of their skill at removing car wheels quickly ..

At the first practice session ::

Not only did they change all 4 wheels in less than 6 seconds, but within 10 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged & sold the ****er to the McLaren team for 8 cases of VB, a bag of ice & some pictures of David Coulthard"s Mrs naked 😁😁
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I wouldn't call this a joke... necessarily.
I've sought to post it: So here yoos go.


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Major motor merger

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning!
Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, & the curb weight typically increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status.
Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it when it becomes troublesome
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I wouldn't call this a joke... necessarily.
I've sought to post it: So here yoos go.
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That guy is a nut.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones#Vaccines
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Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the
man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space
exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New"
Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of New," and the robot brings him another great beer.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and asks,

"So, you people still happy you voted for Shorten?"
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