This probabley should've gone into offtrack talk, but I wanted to share it with the females here, I thought it was pretty much on the mark.
Nine words women use...
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself... "I don't f****n think so."
What Oprah had to say about men...
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to
be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find
what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you
deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat
a friend. Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't
stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at your self
a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you
can control in a relationship is you.
Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain
boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behaviour.* Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he
has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you
are. Never borrow someone else's man. If he cheated with you, he'll
cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is two way
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute
about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship
consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and
you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house. Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Share this with other women and men (just so they know)... You'll make
someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to
appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
KTM 350 exc-f
I nearly fell for rule # 6, and when I stupidly pointed out my save I was brought undone by # 8!
Can't bloody win!
I got this in an email the other day....
10 Things men know about women.
10) Women have boobies!
I showed Nat, and I got another # 8
"I know I was born. And I know that I'll die.
The in between is mine"
boobies your so funny TonyH ~!~
Let The Good Times Roll !
REAL WOMEN RIDE DIRT BIKES !!
PROUD AND BLONDE OF IT !!!
My wife just read this and had a good laugh and agreed with the whole post! First laugh Ive had from her all week after I told...I mean asked her if I could ride Wombat this Saturday arvo and she answered... Fine!
Current: 200 & 300 2T & 250 4T