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Why men shouldn't write advice columns

Came across this peal today worth sharing.

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Depends on the question.
Now if it was like this.......


I really need some advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs, if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her lacey black panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket ?
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Thats a classic!
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Depends on the question.
Now if it was like this.......


I really need some advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs, if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her lacey black panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket ?
Yes this one came to mind when i saw it aswell.
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Nearly all of them are cast alloy, tig should be fine.
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Why isn't she in the RAA?
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I believe that in the modern world of quality assurance, that this incident has been handled correctly. Clearly the columnist has come to the correct "root cause analysis", ie, if the car had not failed then none of the following matters would have arisen, and there would be no need for the report. What is required now to close the matter is a copy of the repair report to be attached to the original incident report and then filed.
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I think anyone who writes into advice columns is a bit (shouldn't private remain private) ... Obviously what to do is easy .. leave him!


And smack the little W*$&@ on the way out
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I think anyone who writes into advice columns is a bit (shouldn't private remain private) ... Obviously what to do is easy .. leave him!


And smack the little W*$&@ on the way out
Hows that going to get the boat fixed
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Hows that going to get the boat fixed
Well .... less time needed to spend trying to repair a relationship which is broke cause of a cheating girl ... and more time to spend on getting the boat fixed? And more attention on the boat than the missus in the first place would have alleviated the crack?

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