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"Praise and Criticism are like chewing gum .. Chew it .. Just don't swallow it .."

KTM FREERIDE 250 GEAR FOR SALE:
Unused Scalvini Pipe + Carbon Silencer $590 Delivered ..
New rear guard .. $100 delivered ..
Freeride Bendix 18/30 (New Welded Variant) ..
Freeride Crown Gear to match 18/30 Bendix ..
Top Tripple $165 ..
Bottom Tripple on steering shaft $220 ..

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KTM FREERIDE 250 GEAR FOR SALE:
Unused Scalvini Pipe + Carbon Silencer $590 Delivered ..
New rear guard .. $100 delivered ..
Freeride Bendix 18/30 (New Welded Variant) ..
Freeride Crown Gear to match 18/30 Bendix ..
Top Tripple $165 ..
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A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight.

“This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.”

Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him.

Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, “Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in "unt?”

Only one word leaps to his mind. “My goodness,” thinks the gentleman, “I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word.” The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him.

Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, “I think the word you're looking for is aunt."

“Of course,” says the Pope. “Do you have an eraser?”
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A few days after his birthday, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the ****ing tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are ****ing pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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KTM FREERIDE 250 GEAR FOR SALE:
Unused Scalvini Pipe + Carbon Silencer $590 Delivered ..
New rear guard .. $100 delivered ..
Freeride Bendix 18/30 (New Welded Variant) ..
Freeride Crown Gear to match 18/30 Bendix ..
Top Tripple $165 ..
Bottom Tripple on steering shaft $220 ..

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